If you're gonna cheat, you better do it right
| | | GABE RUTH'S TIPS FOR JUICING | | To start things off, make sure you develop a bad temper before injecting steroids into your body. | | Introduce some doubt and a police record to throw people off the trail. | | Credit your unnatural improvements to a new health regiment and your faith in God(s). | | If new evidence of your cheating comes to light, start quoting scripture. | | Gabe suggests you find a steroid buddy to juice with. | | It also sets him up as a fall guy if anyone finds your stash. | | Gabe says exercising your core muscles is a waste of time. | | Your core was designed to process meats and liquor. Six-pack abs are a myth spread by the homosexual elite. | | Cut the line and get a text when new styles arrive.
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