Friday, July 5, 2024

I Pledge Allegiance, To The Brand

PETER WROTE A COMPANY PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE

Our CEO is enforcing his employee's enduring loyalty to the birddogs brand.

Hand over my heart.

It may seem like birddogs is just a cult but we are not.

We explored that idea, but our CFO concluded there weren't any tax advantages.

One. Of. Us.

As per the pledge, if Peter doesn't like your name, he'll change it to something more fitting of the brand.

I can't even say that. Your name is Chuck now.

The pledge also demands that all employees take a vow of celibacy over the summer months.

Summer is when we make our nut

As brand leader, Peter does a daily underwear inspection just to make sure we aren't wearing any.

Wearing anything other than our inner liner is not in accordance with company's bylaws.

I don't like what I'm seeing son

I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE BRAND...

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