In The Mall at Short Hills, New Jersey
| | THE birddogs BOARD STOPS BY OUR NEW STORE | | We crossed the retail Rubicon and opened shop in The Mall at Short Hills, New Jersey. | | Kevin Buffett asked why our manikins didn't have larger breasts. | | We told him they were all male models, but he didn't see why that mattered. | | Lee I-Did-Alot-Of-Coka asked what our camera surveillance situation was on the premises. | | He then disappeared into the bathroom for 30 minutes. | | Ernie recommend the store have a "no kids" policy. | | He wanted to make sure that guys with unique legal circumstances could wander about the store without fear of getting into trouble. | | We finally asked John D. Cocksmellar how he thought the new store looked. | | He was quick to remind us that he was blind. | | No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe. birddogs 520 Madison Avenue New York, NY 10022 | | | | |
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