Friday, December 1, 2023

Jack Reviewed Sam’s Credit Card Bill

JACK REVIEWED SAM'S CREDIT CARD BILL

What is this?!

Jack found that Sam was paying for a AAA membership but doesn't own a car.

Sam thought it was a membership for batteries… he goes through a lot of batteries.

You gonna do anything about this?

When Sam asked Jack what a normal budget for toe rings should be, Jack said $0.

That's when Sam threw away a couple of receipts before Jack could see.

No, nobody threw an apple at Sam's head.

Jack also found a charge for a rhinoceros foreskin.

He told Sam he was very concerned.

You gonna do anything about this?

Sam purchased, and then promptly returned, a Dyson Vacuum.

He also left a negative review on Amazon saying how the "damn thing almost pulled it off."

No, nobody threw an apple at Sam's head.

THOSE DYSONS DO GIVE YOUR FLOOR AN EPIC SUCK JOB

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