Unless it's R2 Double D ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
| | R2DDs EPISODE II: BEEP BOOP BOOP WEEE | | R2 Double D is the dumbest droid in the galaxy. | | R2 Double D is tired of being used as a trash can. | | Yes he's the exact same dimensions as a can and has the ability to compact trash, but that doesn't mean you can just throw trash at him. | | R2DD once opened the hatch on a ship that ejected the entire crew into the vacuum of space. | | He claims he hit the wrong button, but there's security footage of him watching everyone die before closing the hatch back up again. | | R2DD claims he's a great robot lover but it's not true. | | However, he does constantly experience premature restarting during his lovemaking protocols. | | R2DD was designed to store vital Rebel intelligence in his memory banks. | | Unfortunately for the Rebels, he deleted it all so that he could record a hologram of an alien with 3 boobs. | | No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe.
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