Friday, March 29, 2024

We Need A New CFO

THE DAY JACK QUIT

He's had enough of everyone's BS.

There there buddy.

Jack was sick and tired of not being CC'ed on company purchases.

He told the guys everyday, "I can't do my job blind fellas."

We don't know why he had to verbalize that.

It would appear that Jack's better judgement finally caught up with him.

He could no longer justify running the books for a business that spent more money on temporary tattoos than office supplies in Q1.

Hold on to these and I'll come back for them at the end of the day.

But most of all, it was the little things that irked Jack the most.

Every time Peter sent an email, he'd text Jack telling him to read the email, then walk over to Jack's desk asking if he saw the text...

Paul, you got a place to stay tonight?

Now that Jack's gone, we need to find a replacement.

Paul, you got a place to stay tonight?

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