OnewsO: Back In Stock. birddogs. Bathing Suit. Triple Bang.

Sunday, May 4, 2025

Back In Stock. birddogs. Bathing Suit. Triple Bang.

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BATHING SUITS ARE BACK FOR THE SUMMER: Here are some fun water-based activities to enjoy while you're out getting a soak.

GET WET IN THESE SUITS

Slip-N-Slides: These are a blast until you cut yourself on a rock and bleed all over the slide. And then your friend says you have to leave the birthday because no one else can use it.

Snorkeling: Honestly, this activity should be renamed to water squinting. You're only getting a couple of inches closer by putting your head underwater/

Chicken Fights: These are fun because you get a pretty girl on your shoulders and everyone has a good time. Then you say, "let's try it in reverse position" and she says, "me hold you on my shoulders?" and you say "no" and then she realizes you're a perv and it's over.

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BATHING SUITS ARE BACK IN STOCK

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