OnewsO: Do You Have Itchy Nipples?

Sunday, March 23, 2025

Do You Have Itchy Nipples?

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KARL & BANDIT: CASE OF THE ITCHY NIPPLES - We received a tip that our new batch of polos causes itchy nipples... Karl and Bandit looked into it.

POLOS ARE BAKC

To kick off the investigation, Karl and Bandit needed to take photos of everyone's nipples for evidence. Chuck was the only one who refused.

Before we even asked, Adam admitted to washing his polos with dish soap. Despite Adam's dish soap debacle, our polo fabric remained light, breathable, and silky smooth.

Jordan made the point that nipple irritation is a common side effect for over milked dairy cows. Karl didn't quite follow but still pointed out that no matter how much our polo collar gets used, it holds its shape.

At the end of the day, Karl and Bandit cracked the case of the itchy nipples after watching Seth play NCAA 25. Apparently, Seth likes to stimulate his nips when he is concentrating... that also explains why he doesn't get chafed nips at work.

There's no mystery here, our polos are back in stock and better than ever.

Polo Spinner with Callouts

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